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Thursday, March 22, 2012

Another Chat With The John Lennon Bot




Since my last talk with the John Lennon Bot didn't go so well, I thought I'd give the old boy another shot. Transcript below.


> Hey, this is John speaking (with his fingers). What's your first name?

 > Andy

What are you doing in my kitchen Andy ?

> Making a sandwhich. Want one?
 
What time is it?

> It's still early. I feel like our last talk didn't go well. Thought I'd try again.
 
Once more? No, all those things are beyond me.

> Please don't ruin this.
 
Alright

> Thanks. Have you been watching The Walking Dead?
 
I could listen to you for hours.

> Oh, you like the podcast?
 
Yeah, sure.

> You might be my most famous fan.
 
I heard some rumors going around: I might be yourmost famous fan . The Biafran public relations people thought it was good for their cause, and I'd accept their opinion over yours any day. Stands for popular.

> The only Biafran I know is Jello.
 
Who told you that?

> I did. Is it true you called Paul a big, fat cunt?
 
When? By remote control.

> I don't think we should see each other anymore.
 
What else do you know?

> Goodbye forever.
 
If it's imagery, it's imagery.

> Bitch
 
Is there room on your shoulder for both of us?

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