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Sunday, February 21, 2010

Fission Mailed




















In my least shocking news of the year I would like to announce that I failed my Slow Reading Challenge with Stephen King's Under The Dome. What can I say? The book was good, and I wanted to see what happened. This actually happened about a month ago, and I've read a few since. I think in place of the Challenge I'll just keep a running list of what books I read this year.

Books Read

Under The Dome by Stephen King
John Dies At The End by David Wong
Fool by Christopher Moore
Jingo by Terry Pratchett

Currently Reading

The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents by Terry Pratchett
Bobby Fischer Goes To War by David Edmonds and John Eidinow

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Fair and Balanced

Dear Mr. Science Guy,

You make me wanna spit. Yesterday, I seen you on the tv - and it weren't no honest tv like fox news - talkin about how it ain't vaxinations causin babies to get autisitic. You must think I was born yesterday. You think I am so stupid as to not see your fancy little cover up? Huh? You think I don't know that you egg heads are just pupets for Big Pharma? And that Big Pharma is just a pupet for the goverment and Barrak Husane O'Bama? And that Husane is taking orders directly from the New World Order?

Yeah, you talk like you are on the up and up. Sayin I can go here or there on the computer, and see for myself. Well I ain't goin to some liberal website tryin to convert me in to a dam muslim! No sir. Did Barrak Husane O'Bama cry for this country? No! You know who did? Glen Beck, and he ain't said word one about vaxines NOT causin autism. And unlike your hero Keith Overman he is FAIR AND BALANCED.

So save your breath because this guy right here ain't fallin for it! I ain't gettin my boy vaxinated, and I ain't drinkin milk from no radioactive cows, and I damn sure ain't puttin no muslim back in the white house!!!

You discust me,

Grant 'Jimmy Lip' Hogan