Since my last talk with the John Lennon Bot didn't go so well, I thought I'd give the old boy another shot. Transcript below.
> Hey, this is John speaking (with his fingers). What's your first name?
What are you doing in my kitchen Andy ?
> Making a sandwhich. Want one?
What time is it?
> It's still early. I feel like our last talk didn't go well. Thought I'd try again.
Once more? No, all those things are beyond me.
> Please don't ruin this.
> Thanks. Have you been watching The Walking Dead?
I could listen to you for hours.
> Oh, you like the podcast?
> You might be my most famous fan.
I heard some rumors going around: I might be yourmost famous fan . The Biafran public relations people thought it was good for their cause, and I'd accept their opinion over yours any day. Stands for popular.
> The only Biafran I know is Jello.
Who told you that?
> I did. Is it true you called Paul a big, fat cunt?
When? By remote control.
> I don't think we should see each other anymore.
What else do you know?
> Goodbye forever.
If it's imagery, it's imagery.
Is there room on your shoulder for both of us?