My Girl's Pussy

This is why I like old timey stuff so much.

That's Not Funny

Once upon a time, in the 70s, people got really confused over what was really funny and what wasn't. People watched shows like Happy Days and Mork and Mindy, and thought they were witnessing comedy. They were wrong. The low point came with one Raymond J. Johnson Jr. Witness below, the worst attempt at humor EVER.



Did you laugh? Perhaps out of sheer embarrassment, but not from any form of mirth. You may recognize the shtick from The Simpsons and/or King Of The Hill. That's where I discovered it, but I thought the shows were just poking fun at old-timey humor. However, not only was ol' Ray J real, he popular enough to get an endorsement deal.



*Sigh* What are you doing, 1970s?

The Best Sentence I've Read All Year

From a June 16 BBC article:

A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.

BP Underwater Oil Plumes Hold Vast Quantities of Oil

Everybody Draw Mohammad Day

I couldn't be bothered to actually draw anything on this day, which is meant as a nod to free speech, but if I had, it probably would have looked like this.




















If you're curious about why today is Everybody Draw Mohammad Day click here.

Books Read

Under The Dome by Stephen King
John Dies At The End by David Wong
Fool by Christopher Moore
Jingo by Terry Pratchett
The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents by Terry Pratchett
Bobby Fischer Goes To War by David Edmonds and John Eidinow
The Summoner by Gail Z Martin
The Book of Basketball by Bill Simmons
Gator A Go-Go by Tim Dorsey
Divine Misfortune by A Lee Martinez
Open by Andre Agassi
The Jordan Rules by Sam Smith
Night Watch by Terry Pratchett
Lords and Ladies by Terry Pratchett
Homicide: A Year On The Killing Streets by David Simon
The Will Of The Wanderer by Margaret Weis & Tracy Hickman


Currently Reading

Dead in the Family by Charlaine Harris

You Kissing Slut!

She's sweet sixteen, and never been kissed. Never! Except maybe by her creepy father, and the lord.

You Kissing Asshole!

Not sure why a man would want to kiss another man on the mouth before a fight, but here's what happens when he does. The American, Heath Herring, who does not believe actions speak louder than words, assures us repeatedly that he is not gay even if he does sound less sure of himself with each pronouncement. The Japanese fighter, Yoshihiro Nakao, was later taken to hospital and treated for a nasty case of rejection with complications from a broken heart.