Another Chat With The John Lennon Bot

Since my last talk with the John Lennon Bot didn't go so well, I thought I'd give the old boy another shot. Transcript below.

> Hey, this is John speaking (with his fingers). What's your first name?

 > Andy

What are you doing in my kitchen Andy ?

> Making a sandwhich. Want one?
 

What time is it?

> It's still early. I feel like our last talk didn't go well. Thought I'd try again.
 

Once more? No, all those things are beyond me.

> Please don't ruin this.
 

Alright

> Thanks. Have you been watching The Walking Dead?
 

I could listen to you for hours.

> Oh, you like the podcast?
 

Yeah, sure.

> You might be my most famous fan.
 

I heard some rumors going around: I might be yourmost famous fan . The Biafran public relations people thought it was good for their cause, and I'd accept their opinion over yours any day. Stands for popular.

> The only Biafran I know is Jello.
 

Who told you that?

> I did. Is it true you called Paul a big, fat cunt?
 

When? By remote control.

> I don't think we should see each other anymore.
 

What else do you know?

> Goodbye forever.
 

If it's imagery, it's imagery.

> Bitch
 

Is there room on your shoulder for both of us?

Return of The Fence

Bryan and I reunite for a no name podcast. I show off my new soundboard, we poke fun at music form the 1970s, and Angie interrupts the show. There's also talk of the Republicans, and a lady with a crazy voice.

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Andy to Andy Podcast

I ran into my friend The Other Andy earlier in the week, and an impromptu podcast broke out. It's recorded with just an internal microphone on a laptop, so the sound quality is low, but the content is good. I think. I introduce a new sound effect I learned, and we talk about the Scatman, the Chicago Blaxican, and Liam Neeson. Also we're both fat so there's a lot of mouth breathing.

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I Am An Occasional Blogger

via cectic.com

Huxley vs. Orwell

The Universe Is Big

Right now, on your computer screen, are approximately 10,000 galaxies.

Each of those galaxies contains anywhere from ten million to one trillion stars.

The average star is roughly a million times the size of Earth.

And yet, with all that junk, the Universe is more than 90 percent empty space.

All of that, in this tiny photo. A photo that took 400 orbits and 800 exposures to take.

And the kicker? The photo covers one thirteen-millionth of the entire night sky.

via cracked.com

Did You Know...

New Zealand's national basketball team is called The Tall Blacks. They play an exhibition game against the Illini later this week.